when you are the object of love at first sight, the perpetrator is the love that spied you.

expressions of enthusiastic agreement on this platform are called darn tootin'.

if you rely upon apple products to conceal and manage the complexity of contemporary technology, please spare a bit of sympathy for people who find contemporary social arrangements complex and fraught. where is the apple for people without malice overwhelmed and confused by contemporary mores, even while they are genuinely and importantly more just than the mores many people were raised with?

I find I'm in the mood these days to rewrite the internet from scratch.

I'm not sure that's an efficient use of my time.

BREAKING: Comfort and Joy

"Truth is what your contemporaries let you get away with" ~Richard Rorty should have been on the Supreme Court

new marketing firms should be described as “tart ups”.

the perfect christmas song for 2022. youtu.be/flA5ndOyZbI

it’s cool that there is a class of words for which the modifier “more” actually means less than what the word unmodified would imply.

more perfect is less perfect than perfect. more complete is less complete than complete. more comprehensive is less comprehensive than comprehensive. more exhaustive is less exhaustive than exhaustive. etc.

others?

Does anyone know of a good document describing how mastodon federation works? How do new instances become discovered, what determines whether other instances federate with them or not by default? Also (especially), what is the role of relays? I keep encountering references to relays, and lists of them, but I haven't found anything describing their function, their role in the network distinct from server instances. Any breadcrumbs would be greatly appreciated!

does the QT make the abuser, or does the abuser make the QT?

@akhilrao it’s the machines that are stupid.

if you mute a , does it become a ?

to understand how badass the name “talia” is, consider what it means to “retaliate”.

does mastodon count as the “dark web”? do any of the major search engines routinely surface mastodon posts?

to do quote toots right, we’ll need to implement air quotes.

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the gas pump printed a receipt.

i saw it come out. then it sucked it back in, and it totally disappeared.

i swear. gone. not a trace.

it makes no sense but now i’m paranoid. it didn’t WANT me to have the receipt. this was no mere accident, out of paper, out of ink. it TOOK it from me.

well mr pump-and-dupe. i’m taking a photograph.

so there.

“For whatever reason, the old castles are crumbling. Let’s not run to new ones.” @mmasnick techdirt.com/2022/12/21/why-wo

@MariNemo (I guess my pedantry was inspired by a radio news story in which interviewed advocates and officials described coyotes as human traffickers, as though that was unproblematically the case. However colloquial, I think coyote pretty straightforwardly means people hired to get migrants illegally across a border. From your perspective, or that of the denotation you are summarizing, they would only sometime be traffickers, no?)