my fave halloween costume.

you have to remember i'm a lazy fuck.

in my 20s i was invited to some crazy loft halloween party, and had nothing to wear. so i found some cheap purple face paint and just splotched it on my face.

then

"well, what are you supposed to be?"

"what do you *think* i am?"

"umm..."

"what do you see?"

"uh"

"i'm a Rorschach test!"