I read the news about France today and I was like "maybe we should move to France". On the hellsite "French Jews" is trending with lots of panicked tweets saying everybody's got to leave. Whatever Jews are (I frankly have no fucking idea), we are not a homogenous minority! I'd feel much safer now in France than I would in Israel, or in a United States should Donald Trump win the kingship John Roberts has just crafted for him. Vive la France!