“If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please dial the extension number you wish to reach, or dial zero for assistance. If you are calling from a rotary dial phone, please stay on the line for assistance. Please hold a moment. That mailbox is full. Thank you for calling. If you are calling from a touchtone phone…”

Repeats forever, whether I dial zero or some random “extension number” or just wait. Trying to reach the kid’s pediatrician.